Professor Bainbridge in a ball gown?

That was my first reaction when I read this post. But seriously, folks, I'd never before heard of the possibility of an appellate judge issuing an opinion either "dubitante" or "debutante" — and having troubled to read the post from the Indiana Law Blog that he linked to explain the former, I still think either would be a very bad idea (at least for male appellate judges in the latter case).