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Tuesday, September 14, 2004
Needs no snarky caption
But feel free to have a go at it in my comments if one pops into your head. (Image swiped from Outside the Beltway.)
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Comments
(1) Beto Ochoa made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 7:03:40 AM | Permalink
"If that rooms not clean and the lawn mowed when I get home mister; you can forget about hanging out with those friends of yours on saturday!"
(2) rob made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 7:19:33 AM | Permalink
.... shall not crucify Mankind upon a Cross of Gold!
or
Charades:
Sen. 'Pitchfork' Ben Tillman or Huey Long
... we report, you decide.
(3) hankholmes made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 7:25:27 AM | Permalink
The long anticipated Star Wars DVD trilogy--set to be released on September 21st--includes a behind-the-scenes interview with the actor who played Jabba The Hut in the 1983 blockbuster Return of the Jedi.
"Sure, it was tough work losing weight for the role" he noted, "but seeing Carrie Fisher in that gold bikini made it all worthwhile."
(4) Lola made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 7:36:32 AM | Permalink
This is Al Gore? Looks like he's gained weight . . . he might want to take a sideway glance at Bill Clinton, and check himself into a hospital to have cardiac tests run.
(5) D Carter made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 8:26:42 AM | Permalink
And how much do you think I paid for this suit at the Big & Tall Men's shop? $400? $500. No, my friends, I got this suit for the low, low price of only $49.95!
(6) rhodeymark made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 8:46:06 AM | Permalink
"AND I'LL KEEP FIGHTING FOR YOU!! AND I'LL KEEP FIGHTING FOR JOHN KERRY!! UNTIL MY NOSE GETS AT LEAST THIS LONG!!"
(7) rhodeymark made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 8:51:57 AM | Permalink
or...
"WE NEED TO FIGHT BACK PEOPLE!! WE SHOULD BE EATING THE REPUBLICAN'S LUNCH BY NOW!!"
(8) Mimi made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 9:06:29 AM | Permalink
I don't have a caption, but I have to add that he needs a haircut in the worst way. Maybe Kerry could send over Cristophe?
(9) Pilgrim made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 9:11:48 AM | Permalink
"And then I said, 'Bill, NO ONE feels MY pain.'"
(10) chris made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 9:20:51 AM | Permalink
Also, Dubya is STUPID!!!
HAAA HAHAHAHA. So funny. So relevant.
(11) Byron R. made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 9:27:34 AM | Permalink
And Reverend Al roared,
"Let us all remember, Zell Miller is a mean bitter old man, speaking on behalf of his own advancement, and lacking in credibility!!!
Then he whispered to the timid, browbeaten aid hehind him, "He keynoted WHAT convention in 1992??!!"
(12) N/A made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 9:50:03 AM | Permalink
We must stop the damn conservatives from using the internet & proving CBS wrong...it should be easy enough, after all i invented it...
(13) DenisC made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:05:42 AM | Permalink
It is scary to think he could have been our CIC.
(14) jjohnson made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:10:31 AM | Permalink
"WHO THE HELL TOOK MY LOCKBOX?!?"
(15) DJ made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:10:44 AM | Permalink
The winner of the "Most Likely to Become Robert Byrd" contest.
(16) J Green made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:16:40 AM | Permalink
"If my Presidency had not been stolen by that, that &%$&#@ing bastard Bushy Hitler with that, that, that Texas swagger and stupid smirky little smile who, who, who is dumber than, ah, ah, like, door knobs and stuff, then it would be me standing here as President talking about what a bad candidate that Kerry guy is and how he betrayed the troups, but nooooooooo."
(17) Radio made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:23:32 AM | Permalink
And please don't forget that I invented the IBM Selectric!
(18) leaddog2 made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:43:11 AM | Permalink
Give Me Atkins, or Give me Botox!
(19) Christopher Cross made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:05:10 AM | Permalink
"An unknown man disrupted the Knoxville PTA meeting when he went on a 15 minute long rant claiming to be the President of the United States. Security escorted him out of the building with promises of Krispy Kremes."
(20) jeff made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:14:24 AM | Permalink
don't you call me a FATASS !!
(21) Myria made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:46:13 AM | Permalink
"Screw Subway, someone bring me a Big Mac and some fries!"
Myria
(22) Bucky Katt made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:53:11 AM | Permalink
Jeffrey Jones' twin brother.
(23) Bucky Katt made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:53:37 AM | Permalink
Jeffrey Jones' twin brother.
(24) Bucky Katt made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:58:12 AM | Permalink
Jeffrey Jones' twin brother.
(25) todd made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 12:00:50 PM | Permalink
They are all great suggestions (and very funny), but I like Myria's the best. That's about as serious as I take this blowhard.
(26) The Old Coot made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 12:12:47 PM | Permalink
And that creature was within a few fradulent votes of becoming President? Be afraid, be very afraid.
(27) J_Crater made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 12:27:52 PM | Permalink
Rocky: Hey Bullwinkle, we're in real trouble now!
Bullwinkle: Oh good, Rocky! I hate that artificial kind!
Will Tipper please check to see if Al is taking all his proper medications.
(28) PrestoPundit made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 12:28:27 PM | Permalink
Al Gore inherits the wind.
(29) Loki419 made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 12:34:13 PM | Permalink
IF YOU DON'T LISTEN TO ME I SWEAR, I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND AND TAKE IT RIGHT BACK TO WHERE WE CAME FROM
(30) Derek made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 12:42:08 PM | Permalink
Uh-Oh! The Metamucil is kicking in too soon...
(31) Eric Pobirs made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 1:08:01 PM | Permalink
Dang, Bucky Katt beat me to it. This could be a scene right out of a Tim Burton farce.
(32) capitalist tool made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 1:32:52 PM | Permalink
"I asked you nicely to stop calling me a wimpy girlie-man. Now you Better stop it Please or I'll....I'll.."
(33) Mc made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 1:38:49 PM | Permalink
Playing off both PrestoPundit and Henny Youngman (deceased), "Al Gore, Gone with the wind, please!
(34) skokorat made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 1:39:54 PM | Permalink
"I invented the blogosphere before I invented the internet!"
(35) Mc made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 1:41:01 PM | Permalink
Playing off both PrestoPundit and Henny Youngman (deceased), "Al Gore, Gone with the wind, please!
(36) leelu made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 2:03:38 PM | Permalink
"Sooomewhere, over the rainbow..."
(37) rls made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 2:11:49 PM | Permalink
HEY YOU! GET AWAY FROM THAT SANDWICH, I'M NOT FINISHED!
(39) JuanB made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 5:11:44 PM | Permalink
"I can't believe we're losing to those idiots!"
(40) Victor made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 5:27:34 PM | Permalink
I can hear you people laughing back there! Let's see how funny you think it is when Florida is buried under 100 feet of snow!
(41) Elwood made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 6:17:11 PM | Permalink
I like the Scopes monkey trial theme.
"Al Gore denies being the illegitimate son of William Jennings Bryan"
(43) Pat Curley made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 8:37:19 PM | Permalink
Renfield begins to mutter about the bugs not being juicy enough.
(44) Dan (not Rather) made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 9:16:09 PM | Permalink
When the moon is full, he turns into Ted Kennedy.
(45) Wade Robinson made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 10:20:23 PM | Permalink
Former vice president, Al Gore,in a moment of candor, shows John Kerry the door, remarking, "if you haven't realized that I am the death knell for any serious candidate you don't deserve to report for duty!"
(46) John Dunshee made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:34:38 PM | Permalink
"It's the water, the fluoride in the water!! The Republicans are fluoridating our water and contaminating our fluids!"
(47) Mike H. made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:54:28 PM | Permalink
And if you keep that stuff up,
you'll grow hair on your palms!
(48) Mike H. made the following comment | Sep 14, 2004 11:55:55 PM | Permalink
And if you keep that stuff up,
you'll grow hair on your palms!
(49) ed made the following comment | Sep 15, 2004 12:40:55 AM | Permalink
Hmmmm.
Jesus! "Wierd" Al was always a blowhard. But now he's a blown UP blowhard. Christ almighty Al!
Krispy Kremes don't only come in boxes of 12.
(50) Steven Jens made the following comment | Sep 15, 2004 2:17:18 AM | Permalink
I had no idea Gore had gained so much weight.
Funny Rob should mention the Cross of Gold -- I was pondering, with my limited historical knowledge, the similarity between Kerry and Bryan the other day.
Incidentally, until I had my car put to sleep a few months ago, it had a McKinley-Roosevelt bumper sticker on it.
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